"Home Security" Shirt (White)

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Are you tired of boring, high tech home security systems that are WAY too easy to install? Does your current security system just scare off intruders and notify the police without ACTUALLY doing any bodily harm? Established in 1990, McCallister Home Security Systems are the first security systems designed for eight year olds, by eight year olds! Most importantly, they are: A.) Elaborate, 2.) Dangerous and D.) Comedic Gold. McCallister Home Security Systems... Because “only a wimp hides under the bed!”

Artwork by Brad Kingett for Pink's

4-color back/1-color front print on a white H000 6oz short sleeve Hammer tee.

Please note: this shirt is printed and ready to ship.

Questions about sizing: size chart